Thursday, January 29, 2009

It was Madonna all along!

According to Lynn, who knows everything about affairs of the heart due to her owning Dream Phone, Angelina Jolie's ex-lover Jenny Shimizu is saying that the 'infamous popstar' Angie had an affair with after giving birth to Shiloh was Madonna.

I'm kind of disappointed. Why Madonna? Like, I know she's MADONNA and everything, but Angie could have any woman in the world! Hmm.

That was back in 2006, so can we assume that songs Madge has written since then were influenced by Angie. Hmm, 'Give It To Me'? Or, 'She's Not Me': "She is licking her lips / And she's batting her eyes / She's not me / She's got legs up to there / And such beautiful hair / She's not me / Oh, devoted for life / Make a beautiful wife / She's not me / If you spend some more timeI guarantee you will find / She's not me."


They do both like orphans...

2 comments:

cw said...

Aside from anything else, Madonna is in rag order.

Kitty Cat said...

Jesus, Angelina could have done so much better than that aul bitch. I'm disappointed in her.