Friday, January 23, 2009

"65 year old womens cunt and large nepples"

Something I like to do once in a while is check out the Google search terms that people use and end up at my blog. I think that one above is pretty much my favourite.

Others include:

- can a cow give birth to a dude
- is unarocks a lesbian
- cunt chart
- fuck the pope skin for bebo
- in eamonn dorans until 6am
- knickerless on the street videos
- sex man
- rot in jail you cunt rot rot rot there forever now

John Ryan has clearly been Googling himself an awful lot too, because there are LOADS of search terms with his name in them. And he's not that popular, is he? *waves*

17 comments:

Tainer said...

I get 'bang a virgin' i also got 'bang britney nun'. Amongst others.

cw said...

You just keep ticking those boxes.

PaddyInEngland said...

unarocks to be in an episode of south park

haha that works too, legend

eliMordino said...

John Ryan is a bit of a sex man, in fairness.

Johnnie said...

Someone found me recently while they were looking up "hairy scent balls dad musky". I Googled it and it took ages to find me, something like 9 Google pages - some people are really determined to be odd, aren't they?

Gardenhead said...

Someone got to my blog by typing "pictures of eddie murphy's black penis"
and also
"rape fat arab woman heap"

Anonymous said...

how do you find this out?

UnaRocks said...

Google Analytics

Fergal said...

This post is a disgrace. I came here to find out if a cow can give birth to a dude, and I still don't know. For shame!

LoLo said...

Sex man.
Ahaha dunno why I find that so funny.
Worst search term to my website was
"hard dick throbbing ventricle"

lovelydisco said...

I got 'Zac Efron's pubes' once. I thought that was pretty gross.

UnaRocks said...

Does zac efron have pubes, though? I sort of imagine him having a smooth Ken doll crotch.

lovelydisco said...

Eeeew

Sweary said...

I also find "Sex Man" gloriously tickly.

My favourite search term that led someone to Arse End has to be "arse poo diva threat". Or maybe "expressions about Kenyan tea". Nah, definitely arse poo diva threat.

Anonymous said...

funniest thing i've read in days :D

Adam said...

Someone got to my blog by googling 'grandparents copulation' a few times.

Adam said...

Also 'Bryan Dobson wife' led to mine...