When we were in Grogan's last night, we were wondering what you would call stuff on the menu if you had a fast food restaurant during Biblical times.
So, far, this is what we came up with: The restaurant is called 'Thou Shalt Not Grill', and the a la carte menu is called 'The Three Wise Menu' and the budget menu is called 'The Euro Saviour Menu'.
Starters
The Last Soup-er with Jewtons
Little Donkquiche
Chicken Satayn
Mains
In The Name of Cod
Cheese-us Burger
Baby Chees-us Burger
The Gospel According to Pork
Frankfurter and Mirr
Loaves and Fish and Chips
Kebarabus
Rack of Lamb of God
Parmahamageddon
Holy Cow
Judas Escallop
Filletstine
Shephard's Pie
Heavendaloo
Immaculate Conceptuna
Sides
Garden of Eden Salad
Lettuce Pray
Cruci-chips
Bread Sea
Noah's Artichoke
Mushy Peas on Earth
The Ten Condiments
Drinks
Burning Bushmills
Blood of Christ
Nativitea and Coffee
Pilate's Punch
Desserts / Immaculate Confection
Forbidden Apple Pie
Archangeldelight Gabriel
Caramhell Sundae
Bun of God
All food from Thou Shalt Not Grill is transfatsubstantiation free.
14 comments:
best post ever.
really like Kebarabus. great gag.
I assume for breakfast there would be Tower of Bagel?
Lyons (and the Christians) Tea?
Would the background music be Judas Priest?
Tower of Bagel is excellent.
My mate Ado just emailed me to say 'Palm Sundae' and my mate Tanier txtd me to say 'Judasparagus' which are both also good.
Others I've been thinking of;
The Prodigal Bun
Nazarice
Apocacrisps
Babybellon
John the Bap
Mary Margarine
Plague of Frog's Legs
Tabercracker
Also, on the wine list: Jacob's Creek
Conor wonders if Thou Shalt Not Grill uses Deep Fat Friars? Perhaps Conor, perhaps.
Try their purgatofu.
Pillar of Saltine Crackers
Jesus Juice
Pharoll
Teabrew
Hamaritan
Garden of Gethsemsemolina
I'll have a side order of Judas Iscarrots please.
And maybe some Ecclesiastes Cake for dessert.
immaculate consouption
the ten condiments
crucifishion
bethlehamburger
Will you be serving Bloody Marys?
And can I get extra virgin olive oil with that Bread Sea? I'll have some balsamic too, soaked in a sponge please.
I don't have time to eat in... Could I taketh away?
Is monk-fish too obvious?
Also Zucchini-eus;
Soda and Gomorrah;
Judas Escargot;
Dead Sea Rolls;
Eggsodus;
Chewdaism;
Bap-ylon;
Prophet-a rolls
think we might have a winner with Prophet-a-rolls
Yay!
Can I assume that if you want deviled ham you'll have to bring your own?
anitchristpasti.
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