... I had nearly arrived at the airport when I realised I had forgot my passport. Because I was early anyway, I got back to my gaff, picked up my passport and got to the airport 40 minutes before the flight. Ryanair didn't let me on. I've just had to buy another ticket on Aer Lingus for 4 times the price of my first ticket.
Will. Not. Get. Angry. And. Punch. People.