""Hulk. Smash!" Yes. Hulk. Smash. Yes. Smash. Big Hulk smash. Smash cars. Buildings. Army tanks. Hulk not just smash. Hulk also go rarrr! Then smash again. Smash important, obviously. Smash Hulk's USP. What Hulk smash most? Hulk smash all hope of interesting time in cinema. Hulk take all effort of cinema, effort getting babysitter, effort finding parking, and Hulk put great green fist right through it. Hulk crush all hopes of entertainment. Hulk in boring film. Film co-written by star. Edward Norton. Norton in it. Norton write it. Norton not need gamma-radiation poisoning to get big head. Thing is: Hulk head weirdly small. Compared with rest of big green body..."Read the rest here.
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Thanks for posting that, it's great! Wasn't going to bother seeing it anyway but now there is NO WAY. I'm glad they made it though, if only for this review.
looks muck. Edward Norton probably thinks so too since he isn't doing any press for it.
Its actually quite good. As good as Iron Man....
Norton's not doing press because he didn't get full control over it (which he's used to lately) so to prevent him from criticizing its non Ed Norton-ness he's agreed just not to talk...
I am going to go see it just so I can come on here and say it wasnt anywhere near as good as Ironman. Ironman is the best marvel film to date. Killer soundtrack, loads of nerd gadgets and he can fly! Didnt really like Miss Paltrow as the leading lady, she was just too damn boring.
I still haven't seen Ironman.
Bad.
Me.
BAD U IS RIGHT UNA!
crysies.
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