If I was working this week, I probably would have written my column on Heather V Paul. But I'm not. But I've still been talking a good bit about it with Tiger and watching the verdict of their divorce on TV.
No doubt, Heather Mills is probably a bit of a cow. The judge seems to think so, and any journalist I've ever spoken to who has had dealings with her has said she's a pain (to say the least). And of course, everyone else in the world seems to have a strong - negative - opinion of Millsy. "Bitch, whore, weapon, total psycho, nutjob, fucking cow, geebag," are just some of the insults used to describe her. And that's only coming from Tiger in the last five minutes.
BUT. Right, BUT. If she is so awful, then isn't Paul McCartney the biggest dumbass in the world for hooking up with her? Joke's on you dude; no pre-nup, marrying the woman whose name seems to have become shorthand for the devil incarnate. IDIOT.
However awful Mills is, surely the stupidity of McCartney outweighs her deviousness?
But you can't say this, because there's McCartney's can-do-no-wrong-national-treasure status. And of course, we shall not even go into the fact that Mills is the woman here, who always gets a rawer public deal; the 'bitch', the evil stepmother, 'haha, she's only got one leg' and the assorted jokes that surround that. And, I guess, that she came after Saint Linda McCartney, and set out to ruin and plunder poor innocent Paul. But if she was such a cow, then WHY DID YOU MARRY HER? Thicko. You reap what you sow, homie.
So I guess now we can add McCartney's union with Mills to stupid things he has done:
1. Letting Michael Jackson buy the rights to Beatles songs
2. Marry Heather Mills