Like most sane people I hate Valentine's Day. And while it's always tempting to go on a stabbing rampage of the city's over-packed and over-priced restaurants with their lurve makeover, or find a Hallmark factory to petrol bomb, there are other things to do this Thursday that are slightly less likely to get you arrested.
You're Only Massive hit up the Bernard Shaw for their Anti Love Valentine's Day celebrations. Admission is free (cheap date!).
If you like wearing sunglasses at night, then head to the Tivoli, where Wolfgang Flur (Kraftwerk), Dave Ball (Soft Cell), Anni Hogan and Neosupervital will be doing the robot. €15 in.
Or if you like that Fuji Film ad, check out the wonderful Oppenheimer who will be playing Crawdaddy. €12 at the door.