In light of Handelaar, Damien and Niall OK's list bonanza, I've tried to come up with an 'oh really?' list of four things. It's quite difficult actually. Now you try.
1. I am 100% certain I will die in a plane crash and have nightmares about it constantly. But I'm not afraid of flying.
2. I am prone to anxiety attacks when I am walking in specific unfamiliar surroundings and can't get my bearings. Busy streets in cities I am new to are probably the worst, although it has even happened to me in Dublin if I suddenly see one building I don't recognise. The problem is amplified if it's a large area indoors (Sonar, Dundrum Shopping Centre, airports). So I carry Xanax at all times.
3. I absolutely, completely, cannot drink sambuca.
4. I never wear heels, not because of an anti-girly thing, but because one of the results of having several problems with my joints means that I cannot straighten my legs fully. Elevating the fallen arches in my feet absolutely kills my knees.
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4 comments:
you are also shit at directions in unfamiliar cities, even those laid out in a grid system. PSYCHHHHE!
fuck off London Boy.
plus:
you are a trolley
fuck off then
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