Remember that time I blogged about Mischa Barton starring in a movie about two girls who meet at a t.A.T.u. concert in Russia and then fall in love? Well, I wasn't smoking crack. This is the chick who mushroom-lovin' Mischa falls in love with (in the film). Her name is Shantel VanSanten and so far her career has reached the epic heights of starring in NBC reality show 'Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Search'. Amazing.
According to IMDB though the film called 'Finding t.A.T.u' has Danielle Panabaker (who has done some bit parts in CSI and Law & Order) as Shantel's character too. Let's stage some foxy boxing to sort this one out, shall we?
Mischa's character is called Lana Starkova (Mischa's Russian accent, can't wait).
Could this be the best Mischa Barton film of all time? Even better than that completely random one I watched once when really hungover one day about Mischa being able to read dolphins minds? (has any one else seen that, it's fucking weird)
*update*
Congratulations to Tom who found the name of the Mischa Barton movie where she could mind read dolphins that nobody believed I saw and thought I was making things up.
Ladies and gentlement, I give you, 'A Ring Of Endless Light'
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I don't Mischa can ever top the "my grandfather has cancer while i'm trying to save dolphins whom I can speak to telepathically" classic; A Ring of Endless Light.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Ring_of_Endless_Light_(film)
Thanks Tom! I never found out what it was called, and now I know why because that is the dumbest name ever.
Nobody believed me this movie existed either so now I have proof. Yaysies!
I've seen this film during one of "most ridiculous movies ever making it to production" film fests. These film fests begin with a blunt, continue with a bowl of red vines, and commence with discussion over another blunt. Try it. Heres a list of top 10 gems, and be prepared to add the new "tatu" film to the list:
1. A Ring of Endless Light, as already mentioned
2. Bottoms Up starring Paris Hilton -- Oscar potential if you would have asked me
3. Big Bad Mama, which boasts a NAKED William Shatner
4. Cool As Ice, The Official Vanilla Ice flick
5. Rock n' Roll Frankenstein, mad scientists make a rock star out of the body parts of the likes of Jimi Hendrix, Elvis, oh and LIBERACE!
6. Tammy and the T. Rex, Denise Richards in all acting glory about her relationship with a robotic dinosaur.
7.Transylvania 6-5000, reporters try to find out why Geena Davis is a nympho vampire (for all you reporter types out there).
8.Eegah!, caveman wades his way through modern day Palm Springs, Calif.
9. Meet the Feebles, puppets doing drugs and having rampant sex. Wowza.
10. Orgazmo, Mormons/Superheroes/Orgasms. Nuff said.
I could go on forever. I've had many of these little film fests. Come join our next one. We find all our ispiration from scouring Netflix or checkingout these:
http://www.classicmovies.org/links/cultbmovies.htm
http://www.badmovies.org
Weeee!
Cool As Ice, The Official Vanilla Ice flick
greatests film ever
"Who?"
"The chick ridin the horse"
"Lose the zero, get with the hero"
and those pants...
that BUMBAG!
ZOMFG!!
no it really does exist! I think RTE played on some Sunday 4pm slot ages ago.
at least i don't have to be ashamed to be the only one who watched it now.
"I think RTE played on some Sunday 4pm slot ages ago." - that is totally when I saw it. Prime hangover time.
Jenna you are a genius. But what about 'Murder In Greenwich' starring Christopher Meloni (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339422/)?
And also, what about my favourite film of ALL TIME - 'Crossroads' starring Britney Spears as the prospective medical student (choke splutter) turned kareoke star Lucy Wagner:
"This time, we didn't make any wishes for the future. We said goodbye to our past. Now, none of us has any idea where life's gonna take us, 'cause what we have is now. And right now, we have each other."
A-mayo-nayzzing
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