I hate the new Mark Ronson album - 'Version'. I got it, listened to it, didn't like it at all, thought I was going to vom from all the silly off-key horns, went away, forgot about it, and now that it's just popped up on shuffle on my iTunes I've been reminded again of how crap it is. Ok, I'm being a bit OTT. It's not as if listening to it forces me to crawl under my desk and chew on the wires of my computer in the hope of a sweet death via electricity overload. No. I just don't like it, and I don't see the fuss. Just because you're on the incline on the Sunday Times Style magazine index, does not mean your recycled passe jazz pastiche should be celebrated. Even if you wear nice hats this is still true. Ok, 'Stop Me' is alright, but I just don't understand why people cover songs like 'Toxic' - which is such a brilliant pop song - with seemingly the sole purpose of borifying them.