I'm going superficial on this one.
So here are the hottest NYC clubs this Autumn, as forecasted by Thomas Onorato, the "doorbitch" of Glen Belverio's Confessions From the Velvet Ropes
listening to: The Bronx - 'The Bronx'
eating: bread and honey
drinking: blueberry juice, coffee
reading: 'America: Right Or Wrong', by Anatol Leiven