Weird Shit

Weird shit has been happening recently, which serves to prove that real life is weirder than made up shit. When the universe aligns to freak you out, you're fucked. This is last week's weird shit update.

Exhibit A:
Fitzy was coming home from the pub on the bus. Deperate for a pee, he couldn't make it home so ran behind a shop and peed in some bushes. Feeling a little uneasy, as if someone was watching him, he moved his foot to walk away. And stood on a body.

Exhibit B:
Ruairi was cycling into college. A car pulled infront of him wrecklessly and Ruairi flicked the driver the bird. The car followed him all the way into college, with the driver throwing golf balls at Ruairi's head the whole way in.

Exhibit C:
Me and Elaine were sitting outside a cafe in Temple Bar reminiscing about our trip earlier this year to Brussels. We began to talk about our chat with the Labout MEP Prionsias De Rossa, and being immature made fun of his name giggling 'Munchias, Crunchias de Rossa'. Then we began to talk about the weird shit that had been happening. A few minutes later, Prionsias De Rossa walked passed out table.

Exhibit D:
I told Lili to email 2fm to request a song by the Bleedin Bleedins. She did so, and a while later the DJ forwarded Lili an email that I had sent for no reason.